in:Coldest martini?33 pts
“Schmuck re-pours your martini and your bonus shaker into a cold glass as you’re drinking it. That baby stayed cold.”
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“Schmuck re-pours your martini and your bonus shaker into a cold glass as you’re drinking it. That baby stayed cold.”
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“the cocktails while sounding interesting were pretty mediocre. But I also don't find the atmosphere enjoyable, it's overcrowded and brightly lit, with bad acoustics which makes it hard to have a conversation.”
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“the only thing less impressive than the cocktails was the staff. Literally threw down Cape Cod chips right out of the bag and had an attitude the entire time.”
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“This was one of the worst experiences I've ever paid money for in many, many years.”
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“Easily in my top 5 bars I've been to. The Margarita and cream and Larb Gai are up there in some of the best cocktails I've ever had.”
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“schmuck-amazing, fun bar. unique cocktails.”
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“Schmuck has a great martini service too.”
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“Easily in my top 5 bars I’ve been to. The Margarita and cream and Larb Gai are up there in some of the best cocktails I’ve ever had.”
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“the drinks are great (if maybe a bit lower ABV than I’d like) and the staff is awesome.”
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“schmuck gets a lot of hype, and fucking lives up to it. get the tomato water thing.”
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“Shmuck smelt like literal shit when I went in there. So many better options in the EV”
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“other than cool decor —there’s nothing too special about it.”
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“Schmuck has interesting cocktails and theoretically good for groups”
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“The Nines, Jacs on Bond, Temple Bar, Schmuck, Sloanes, Pearl Box, Sweet Linda”
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“Schmuck has the best playlist and cocktails”
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“Marie's Crisis and Schmuck are two of the best bars in America right now”
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“they are not doing anything extremely different from any of the 183377 cocktail bars in nyc besides generating a ton of buzz.”
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“I'd go to Schmuck if top lists are important to you.”
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“Bar Oliver, Lei, Cellar 36, Sake Bar Asoko, Red Hook Tavern, Claud, Penny, Schmuck, Bar Snack, Bar Contra, Bar Kabawa, Four Horseman, Plus De Vin, Mansions, Danger Danger, Jupiter Disco, Liar Liar, Noreetuh, so many great Thai places..”
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“Schmuck”
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“The last nice place was schmuck, but no food past midnight, and closed before 2am”
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“Superbueno, Death & Co, Please Don’t Tell, and schmuck are popular cocktails bar within walking distance from each other.”
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“Tried the full grip of drinks from inside and outside and was unimpressed by the backroom.”
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“The bar in barcelona is very good”
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“I disagree with this, went to Schmuck and both the food and cocktails were fantastic. Most innovative bar in NYC at the moment IMO.”
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“I prefer Bar Snack, schmuck, Martiny's, Bar Contra and Attaboy to any of the three you mentioned.”
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“worst bar in the ev imo”
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“Would also recommended Schmuck. It’s less than a 5 minute walk from Snack. Little bit of a different vibe. But still fun. And really unique cocktails as well.”
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“My #1 choice for this would be Schmuck in East Village, which is a spot we love”
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“Schmuck, Amor y Amargo, Superbueno, PDT (could also get a late night hot dog at Crif Dogs) for drinks”
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“Schmuck is new and pretty good”
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“I’ve never been burned by a zany cocktail place at least of the ones I’ve been to (double chicken please), schmuck, paradise lost, and please don’t tell.”
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“try something more unique like Dead Rabbit/Overstory (need resy) in Fidi, Schmuck in EV or Angels share in WV.”
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“Batemans, Schmuck, Superbueno are all great options in the area.”
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“Or even Schmuck, which I also don't rate.”
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“this is the actual insiders list. these are all my top 10 bars on Beli”
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“Personally, I don't get they hype around Schmuck. I thought the drinks were \*fine\*, but I'm not trying to have my drink taste link anything.”
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“It was so good I went twice!”
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“One of the best bars in the city!”
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“Definitely check Schmuck, I prefer it over DCP.”
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“from this list the ones I’d consider my must visits are banh anh em, the four horseman, angel’s share, carnitas Ramirez, radio bakery, and schmuck.”
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“Schmuck is mediocre influencer fodder. So many better bars in the area.”
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“I got into Schmuck a few weeks ago when they opened. It was cool.”
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