in:Coldest martini?33 pts
“Schmuck re-pours your martini and your bonus shaker into a cold glass as you’re drinking it. That baby stayed cold.”
H3
6.1/10
AI-generated summary
People argue about Schmuck. Fans call the cocktails the most inventive in the city and single out the and the larb gai, plus a service that keeps re-pouring from a cold shaker. Others say the drinks are weak for $20, the room is loud and bright, and the hype is doing the work. Walk ins only, so go early.
“Schmuck re-pours your martini and your bonus shaker into a cold glass as you’re drinking it. That baby stayed cold.”
H3
“the cocktails while sounding interesting were pretty mediocre. But I also don't find the atmosphere enjoyable, it's overcrowded and brightly lit, with bad acoustics which makes it hard to have a conversation.”
H3
“the only thing less impressive than the cocktails was the staff. Literally threw down Cape Cod chips right out of the bag and had an attitude the entire time.”
H3
“This was one of the worst experiences I've ever paid money for in many, many years.”
H3
“Easily in my top 5 bars I've been to. The Margarita and cream and Larb Gai are up there in some of the best cocktails I've ever had.”
H2
“schmuck-amazing, fun bar. unique cocktails.”
H2
“Schmuck has a great martini service too.”
H2
“Easily in my top 5 bars I’ve been to. The Margarita and cream and Larb Gai are up there in some of the best cocktails I’ve ever had.”
H2
“the drinks are great (if maybe a bit lower ABV than I’d like) and the staff is awesome.”
H2
“schmuck gets a lot of hype, and fucking lives up to it. get the tomato water thing.”
H2
“Shmuck smelt like literal shit when I went in there. So many better options in the EV”
H2
“other than cool decor —there’s nothing too special about it.”
H2